He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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