I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
this beer tastes like vomit already
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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