So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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