So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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