Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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