too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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