i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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