she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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