God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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