ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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