There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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