So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I could fuck to npr.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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