When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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