You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
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do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
its liver damage thursday
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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