office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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