is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
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I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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