i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
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Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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