big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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