She's JV to your varsity
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
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hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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