Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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