hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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