well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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