how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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