In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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