i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
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my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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