scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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