K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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