he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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