I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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