well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Alive.
So much puke
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
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I think pants incapable of making pants work
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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