I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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