Apparently you make a good broom.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize