I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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