i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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