That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
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theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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