after a month anything with tits is on the radar
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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