Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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