Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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