And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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