Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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