Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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