Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize