Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
farters have to be the big spoon...
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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