I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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