Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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