Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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