when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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