question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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