I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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