But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Lo siento on account of my penis...
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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